Rima - Капитан - текст песни, слова, перевод, видео

The gate creaked, the rooster crowed.

A cow farted so hard that the light went out.

Robinson woke up, scratched his balls.

He fell out of bed and began his story.

We were sailing on the sea, the wind was blowing against our asses.

Captain Zalos drowned in the sea.

We were carried out to sea without control.

We crashed into the rocks and were smashed to pieces!

Nine days of torment, I was soaking wet.

Only on the tenth day did I see an island.

I crawled out onto the shore, there was not a soul.

You could sit on a rock and scratch your balls! I climbed a palm tree to keep the animals from eating me. I fell out of there and climbed back up. By midday, I saw a naked savage. He was covered in paint from nose to arse. There was straw on his head and a ring in his nose. His left testicle was pierced by a spear. I didn't lose my composure and quickly climbed down from the palm tree. I punched him in the balls and climbed back up. At midday, a pack of savages came running. They chewed through the palm tree and gave me a beating. I woke up in a cave and saw myself there, a whore. I grabbed her by the tits and started fucking her. Then a boy came out, he looked about six years old. He grabbed me by the balls and started shaking me. You little faggot, let me go. I'll bury my pussy, you'll find me.